Author Archives: narsi1ion

About narsi1ion

My name is Tessa. I'm 27 years old, and I live in Hamilton ON, previously Calgary AB. I'm battling recently-diagnosed fibromyalgia, and steadily improving chronic dizziness. Things that I don't get angry at: Bunnies, Gerard Butler, Blood donors, The colour purple, Parrots, Flan.

Enter Rage

Dear readers, I am incensed. Enraged. Maddened. Infuriated. I’m sure at this point that all of you lovely people are sitting on the edge of your seats, wondering what possibly could have provoked such a reaction. I am a kind and … Continue reading

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Meet the Family (5 of 100)

Dear readers, Today I’m actually hard at work on a detailed how-to post. I’m attempting to make it as detailed, accurate and accessible as possible, so I’m going to publish it tomorrow. What I have for you today is an … Continue reading

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Curb my what? (4 of 100)

Hello once again, dear readers. Today, Ben has finally convinced me to watch the phenomenon known as Curb Your Enthusiasm. I’ve avoided it to this date because it’s the brainchild of the demon that created Seinfeld, Larry David, and as … Continue reading

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The Greatest Tragedy of the Modern Era (3 of 100)

Dear readers, The post you are about to read is dedicated to the plight of destitute, vitamin D deprived fanboys and fangirls everywhere. One of, if not the greatest injustices of our times is the inability to purchase fantastic games when … Continue reading

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A Night to Remember (2 of 100)

Dear readers, As i write this, I am being assaulted visually, aurally, and adrenally by a band of hooligans. As I write this, it is 1:07 am EDT (the time zone in which I now reside. Just in case you … Continue reading

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BACK! (1 of 100)

Hello kiddies, I’m baaaaaack! I sincerely apologize about the drought. First I was lazy, and then I was way too busy to even think about writing anything, and then I didn’t have internet.  Then I got lazy again. But I’m … Continue reading

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Long Journey is Long.

Hello, dear readers, Today’s been a very long day. I’m not going to write much of a post, because I’m exhausted beyond belief and I have ZERO creative juices. The challenge doesn’t say what I have to post, as long as … Continue reading

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